Low-proof cocktails

Drambuie & H2O

When the sweet liqueur of the Scottish Highlands meets Sour Lowlands

You'll be here for a while, won't you?

Martini but with a lot of effort

Basically a martini milkshake

Cosmopolitan Much

Consider yourself a citizen of the world by consuming a mixture of alcohols from only two countries

It's in the name

Painkiller

Naughty Shirley

Find out what got this woman drunk

Samuel Johnson, 1709-1784, English writer

Behind the Menu

According to WHO, as of 2018 about 2.3 billion people are classified as being current drinkers. Worldwide. But you’re not one of them. You’re not a drinker. You’re merely the enjoyer of one of the hallucinogenic fruits of human labour and ingenuity - alcohol. You’re not here to blast doors open, wreak havoc and embarrass yourself. You’re here to recollect the divine taste of various new & familiar low-proof cocktails and enjoy the company.

Perhaps you’re just a seasoned alcoholic who derives pleasure from devastating your fellow barman’s bar by incessantly drinking his Grog until the bottles run dry. I guess we’ll never know what mysteries you’ve been and will be up to.

These low-proof cocktails are here to mainly get you into the groove or help you sit out an hour of tedious rambling by one of the guests, so that you can leave the chamber shortly after, and still be functional for the rest of the day. Or perhaps you don’t trust your host to make stronger drinks first as you’ve been traumatised by having watched one messed-up hostage movie.

Whatever the reason may be - enjoy.